Jonny Corndawg

Just thwacked out another gem! This’n here is for...

Sat, 02 Mar 2013 13:27:52 -0500

Just thwacked out another gem! This’n here is for @samueldee of @theweeksmusic (at Buca Di Beppo)

I won’t be on the Grammys this year but this guitar strap...

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 13:15:11 -0500

I won’t be on the Grammys this year but this guitar strap will.

HIS & HERS STRAPS CUSTOM MADE FOR @SHOVELSANDROPE see all...

Wed, 23 Jan 2013 17:21:44 -0500

HIS & HERS STRAPS CUSTOM MADE FOR @SHOVELSANDROPE see all four of them on David Letterman next Wednesday!

One down, one to go! @shovelsandrope

Mon, 21 Jan 2013 12:05:33 -0500

One down, one to go! @shovelsandrope

Holy crap, I’m a home owner!

Thu, 01 Nov 2012 13:30:32 -0400

Holy crap, I’m a home owner!

Dog collars! These bad boys are all $75. You choose which color...

Fri, 26 Oct 2012 02:36:44 -0400

Dog collars! These bad boys are all $75. You choose which color combo you want and I’ll make it.
Due to how skinny they are, there’s no room for any other details except the design I put around the dog’s name.
After about two weeks of wear, the collar will darken naturally from the oil on the dog’s fur.
I’ll need you to get me two measurements to place an order. I need to length of the entire collar and the length from the buckle to the dog’s most comfortable setting. This is important. Please include these two measurements when inquiring about a collar.

Arpan showing off his yoga moves, way too close to a 300 foot...

Wed, 06 Jun 2012 00:10:52 -0400

Arpan showing off his yoga moves, way too close to a 300 foot cliff, on Santa Cruz Island yesterday.

My favorite photo. Tom T Hall and Michael Hurley.

Wed, 06 Jun 2012 00:09:04 -0400

My favorite photo. Tom T Hall and Michael Hurley.

How do they know these things?

Thu, 24 May 2012 17:01:31 -0400

How do they know these things?

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Thu, 24 May 2012 16:59:16 -0400

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Thu, 24 May 2012 16:58:36 -0400

RIP Charlie Rose

Thu, 24 May 2012 16:57:56 -0400

RIP Charlie Rose

Dad Coutry Typo Mugs. Get yours today!

Thu, 24 May 2012 16:57:20 -0400

Dad Coutry Typo Mugs. Get yours today!

Whoa!

Thu, 22 Mar 2012 20:22:44 -0400

Whoa!

New glow in the dark (tri blend) shirts! Available in grey...

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 22:18:19 -0500

New glow in the dark (tri blend) shirts! Available in grey (pictured) and black!

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Thu, 02 Feb 2012 11:51:38 -0500

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Wed, 01 Feb 2012 18:40:08 -0500

This about sums it up.

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 18:36:40 -0500

This about sums it up.

Dad Country stoplighter trifecta. Only available on tour.

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 20:07:07 -0500

Dad Country stoplighter trifecta. Only available on tour.

As a kid, there are certain obstacles you’re meant to...

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 20:46:48 -0500

As a kid, there are certain obstacles you’re meant to cross. Obstacles and rules that really don’t matter and when you figure that out, that’s when you become a real threat to the system and to the teachers who are imposing them.

I almost cried when I first saw this video. I felt like I was watching a fellow inmate make it over the wall, past the guard and into the brush. This poor kid is bored to death. He’s practiced his drums at home and he plays in the band at school, but he’s not allowed to play in the band at school like he does at home. He enjoys playing in the band but not that much. In fact, he only does it so his parents will continue renting him the drum kit. But what’s the point of playing an instrument if you can’t use it to truly express yourself? And what’s the point of putting on a performance when you’re not even pushing yourself?

My man’s figured it out, though. This performance doesn’t matter at all and he knows it. The adults might know that he’s figured that out, too. He also knows that if he would just let loose that he could rip it to pieces and it’d be amazing! …Nobody would stop him. How could they? They’d look like fools in front of the audience, trying to stop a kid who only wants to show off his skills for his parents. Plus, what exactly is he doing wrong? Clearly he can play the drums and it is his turn to play a solo, so he couldn’t be accused of hogging someone else’s part, or something like that… The teachers are scared. They see that he’s gone AWOL and one of them even goes back there to try and guilt him into calming down. Not a chance, my man even shakes his head at that lady, “no thanks, I got this”. How on earth do you remedy this situation?

As a grown-up, I’m sure you’d have no problem punishing this little shredder. He broke the rules and that’s that. But for everyone else, those of us who understand the importance of making farting sounds when someone bends over, how could you do anything other than hoist this little hero on your shoulders, march him to the nearest milkshake and fries and let him stay up until midnight?

I’m sure he got punished for this but I can only hope that whoever enforced his punishment let him know that he’s amazing and he should be encouraged to keep doing his thing. He’s a modern day Cool Hand Luke.